Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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