Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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