They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i used baking grease as lip gloss
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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