Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Your dad touched me again.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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