This girl is more easily done than said...
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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