never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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