honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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