Sponge bath it is.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Randomize
