I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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