I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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