Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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