I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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