i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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