I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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