I look better un-naked...
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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