there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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