HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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