we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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