Need sex. Gaining weight.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
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You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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