:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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