I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.