is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.