She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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