My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
do herpes really smell.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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