The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
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The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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