You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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