why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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