1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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