she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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I love you. Go after that dick
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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