I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
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I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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