Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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