Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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