So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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