: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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