I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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