Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
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So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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