it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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