I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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