HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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