winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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