Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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