Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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