I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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