Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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My breasts were aching with rage.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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