I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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