I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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