If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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