Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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