if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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