I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
