ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Randomize
