Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
