Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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