Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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